1. andrewpauldost:

    i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  2. silenthill:

    i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

    (via secretmindreader)

     
  3. theraginazian:

    desmond-the-creppy-bear:

    srsfunny:

    Soft rocks…
    http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

    can you imagine though

    you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

    What the fuck is wrong with you…

    (via bastille)

     
  4. lucifer-rising-demon:

    castiel-and-meg:

    lucifer-who:

    shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

    bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

    bripixiemonster:

    lurea:

    So here’s the thing:  Crowley is clearly demonic.  He was a son of a witch in 18th century Scotland, sold his soul, died, went to hell…Became a demon and then became King of Hell.

    But he also had a ‘thing’ with Naomi in Mesopotamia.   Sooooo…couldn’t he be a fallen angel like Anna?  I mean, how did she know what to do?  Someone had to do it first, right?

    So, Crowley…  You were an angel.  Became disaffected.  Ripped out your Grace.  Fell.  Was reborn as a human.  Learned magic.  Sold your soul.  Died, went to Hell and became a demon.  

    And at some point, recovered all your memories.  Cool. 

    I’m just going to leave this here.

    WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY MARK SAID THAT MAYBE CROWLEY WASN’T REALLY A DEMON

    also remember when he tortured samandriel he could understand enochian

    Also, he probably wanted a bigger dick because he didn’t know what the right size was, being an angel for his entire lifetime.

    And remember when he went into Sam to warn him about Gadreel - how his smoke was red rather than black? Or how, when Crowley took over hell, he changed it from all the torture, to the souls just standing in long, orderly lines: isn’t order one of the things angels really adore?

    (Source: saltoklose, via sorry)

     
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  6. stability:

    precumming:

    I want kids so bad

    so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

    (via haithinkimfunny)

     
  7. queen-of-destiel-land:

    tuxedo-tshirt:

    I think netflix made a mistake..

    Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

    (via haithinkimfunny)

     

  8. didihearthereadyset:

    So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

    "It’s called a vagina."

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via haithinkimfunny)

     
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    (Source: iwantcupcakes, via haithinkimfunny)

     
  10. relahvant:

    perpetualvelocity:

    moonjellys:

    proudgayconservative:

    nolanthebloghog:

    The bomb is dropped

    The kittens sort of soften the blow.

    this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

    not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

    BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

    (Source: fascistballerinamoved, via burnasty)